-C will execute the file when it doesn't have the executable bit set, however, it will also set the noclobber option and prevent overwriting files. To use -c instead, we must set the executable bit for the user in case they haven't done it themselves.
mii-tool doesn't work on the SIX PORT SWITCH that the shark thinks it
is. Foxtrot was kind enough to point me to swconfig. This is tested
and functional 🇺🇸🇺🇸🚀🇬🇧